On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
I’ve been planning out the story I’m going to try to write for NaNoWriMo this year, and it revolves around a road trip that hits every town/city in the US called Paris. However, I’ve never actually been to any of them. (Or if I have, at least, it was uneventful enough that I’ve entirely forgotten about it.)
I would appreciate hearing from people familiar with any of the towns named Paris–I’ve looked around a fair bit on Google, but there’s only so much a straight-up Google search will tell you, you know?
To clarify, since there are a number of Paris places that don’t exactly count as towns (to Wikipedia, to myself, and to my characters), I’d like to know more about:
Paris, Grant County, Wisconsin
Paris, Kenosha County, Wisconsin (Yes, there are two in Wisconsin. No, I don’t know how that works.)
Paris, New York
Paris, Maine
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Tennessee
Paris, Illinois
Paris, Missouri
Paris, Arkansas
Paris, Texas
Paris, Idaho
(Listed in the order they’ll appear in the story, tentatively.)
These places aren’t called Paris, but they also get featured in the story, and I’d be interested in hearing about them as well:
Wamsutter, Wyoming
Fairfield, Iowa… or really, just Iowa in general, it’s the main chars’ home state and there are several story points of interest located there
(There will be a handful of other places used as rest stops, but those may change as I play with routes/distances, and I see Wamsutter and Fairfield/Iowa–especially the latter–playing a bigger role than just that.)
I don’t have any specific pieces of information that I’m looking for at the moment, but I’d like to know who I can contact if I have questions or just want to learn more~
bullshit central 