“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!
“Can I get a bacon sandwich”
“Which one sir? We have three of them”
“The one with the bacon on it”
Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!
Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.
I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise
Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”
Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”
Me: “What’s your name?”
Customer: “Laurie”
I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????
“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”
“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”
“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”
“Well, ma’am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”
“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”
Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid
WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???
“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”
“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”
“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”
“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”
“I want my vouchers!”
“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”
“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”
“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”
“…So when will I get my vouchers?”
B o I
“I didnt get my voucher for breakfast!”
“Its all digital now sir. Just tell them your last name and your status in our program”
“I want my voucher!!”
“Yes sir, its a digit number list just tell the hostess your-”
“I WANT MY VOUCHER! IM CALLING CORPORATE!”
or how about:
“Okay your total is ____, did you park with us? If so keep a room key so you can exit the structure.”
“I know how to check out!”
*five minutes later guest storms in*
“YOU TOOK MY FUCKING KEYS SO I CANT GET OUT! YOU DUMB BITCH! NONE OF YOU ARE TRAINED! ALL OF YOU ARE INCOMPETENT!”
I work in a pizza place that’s makes hand tossed New York style pizzas. We have an open kitchen setup, which means our customers actually can Watch Us Make Their Food. Especially the pizzas.
“Do you get this shipped in from New York?” -While my pizza guy was in the middle of making a pizza; all she had to do was look to her left. 😑
bullshit central 