the signs as best friends

zodiac-galaxy:

aries: best at inside jokes, tries to embarrass you a lot, doesn’t give the best advice but listens to yours, lots of surprise attack hugs
taurus: listens to your problems and always has an answer to them, wants to make you feel comfortable, a shoulder to cry on, laughs at your jokes even if they’re not funny
cancer: treats you like family, feels what you feel, has no physical boundaries and it’s very likely they will literally just lay on you

gemini:
always tells you what you want to hear, interrupts your story if they think theirs is better, always wants to do the weirdest shit

leo:
supportive of whatever you want but will tell you their opinion even if you don’t ask for it, makes every moment a party moment, appreciates you for putting up with them

virgo:
will goof around with you, helps you with little things to make your life easier, tells you if you look bad

libra:
judges other people with you, helps you pick out cute outfits, gives the best hugs ever, reminds you why they love you

scorpio:
makes you laugh at the worst times, keeps all of your secrets, remembers little things about you, brightens your day

sagittarius:
tries to relate to all of your problems, steals all your stuff and never gives it back, always keeps a protective eye on you

capricorn:
gives the best advice ever, cares about your happiness as much as their own, treasures your memories and is always down to make more

aquarius:
says things that make you question their sanity, puts you in a lot of awkward situations, hates seeing you upset

pisces:
gives you zero personal space, always knows when something’s wrong and wants to be there for you,  also probably wants a secret handshake

The Signs as Panic! At The Disco Songs

zodiachufflepuff:

Aries – Victorious

“Tonight we are victorious
Champagne pouring over us
All my friends were glorious
Tonight we are victorious

Taurus – Girl That You Love

“Drop every pretense
Drown every sense you own
For the girl that you love
Girl you loathe

Insistent pretext
So what does that make good
To the girl that you love
Girl you loathe“

Gemini – Girls/Girls/Boys

Girls love girls and boys
(Sophisticated, manipulated)
Girls love girls and boys
(Sophisticated, manipulated)

And never did I think that
I would be caught in the way you got me
But girls love girls and boys
And love is not a choice”

Cancer – Nicotine

“I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you
So I say: Damn, your kiss and the awful things you do!

Yeah, you’re worse than nicotine
Nicotine
Yeah, you’re worse than nicotine
Nicotine, yeah”

Leo – This Is Gospel

“If you love me, let me go
If you love me, let me go
‘Cause these words are knives and often leave scars
The fear of falling apart
And truth be told, I never was yours
The fear, the fear of falling apart”

Virgo – The Ballad Of Mona Lisa

“Say what you mean, tell me I’m right
And let the sun rain down on me
Give me a sign, I wanna believe

Woah, Mona Lisa
You’re guaranteed to run this town
Woah, Mona Lisa
I’d pay to see you frown”

Libra – Death Of A Bachelor

“The death of a bachelor, oh oh oh
Letting the water fall
The death of a bachelor, oh oh oh
Seems so fitting for

Happily ever after, whooo
How could I ask for more?
Lifetime of laughter
At the expense of the death of a bachelor

Scorpio – Miss Jackson (feat. LOLO)

“Climbing out the back door, didn’t leave a mark
No one knows it’s you, Miss Jackson
Found another victim
But no one’s gonna find Miss Jackson

Sagittarius – Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

“Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying: If you go on, you might pass out in a drain pipe
Oh, yeah
Don’t threaten me with a good time

Capricorn – Crazy = Genius

“She said you’re just like Mike
Love but you wanna be Brian Wilson, Brian Wilson
Said you’re just like Mike
Love but you’ll never be Brian Wilson

And I said (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius
Then I’m a fucking arsonist (hey)
I’m a rocket scientist (hey hey)
(Hey ay, ay)
If crazy equals genius (hey)

You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you’re never gonna burn, burn, burn (hey ay)
You can set yourself on fire (hey ay)
But you’re never gonna learn, learn, learn hey!”

Aquarius – I Write Sins Not Tragedies

“I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of”

Pisces – House Of Memories

“Baby we built this house
On memories
Take my picture now
Shake it til you see it

And when your fantasies
Become your legacy
Promise me a place
In your house of memories

the signs, yo

waves-of-time:

Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.