5 – gansey. likes to hold hands. thinks about welsh history during sex. somehow ended up in a thrupple and is confused about it
4 – henry. i don’t know enough about him to make a real educated guess but seems like a chill and middle of the road dude re:sex
3 – ronan. i don’t feel the need to explain this one. he’s a huge sap but also definitely comes in his pants the first time he makes out with adam so that’s how that is
2 – blue. tries to conceal her horniness with romanticism but does a bad job
1 – adam. irrevocably the horniest of the group. popped a boner while hugging his girlfriend. popped a boner because someone kissed him for a second time. lusts after his latin teacher, men in car magazines, his best friend’s older sister, and ALL THREE of his closest friends. will do it anytime anywhere and has no shame or qualms about it
i feel like gansey & noah should be swapped bc noah definitely made out with a girl in his friend’s bed and gansey got smooched once and died instantly
remember in the boat scene in tdt when blue finally told gansey his boat shoes were dumb and he literally had an internal monologue where he was like “these boat shoes are the only thing that make me feel alive”
it’s 2018 and I’m written so many words about Ronan Lynch and Adam Parrish in the last year and I still think the best ship name I’ve ever seen for them in the TRC fandom is #the mechanic and the tool
but that ask reminded me of this pynch fake dating au i was determined to write but probably never will where ronan’s like “adam pretend to date me to piss off my brother lol” and then Fake Dating Shenanigans that abundantly lack self awareness until finally it gets to the part where declan’s like in town and ronan’s like “hey you know adam, he’s my boyfriend now HA” and declan’s like… pissed and pulls ronan aside and ronan’s thinking haha got him until declan says “i know exactly what you’re doing here”
and ronan’s like wait what we’ve been here 2 seconds how the fuck can he tell this is a fake relationship “you think i didn’t already know that you and adam were together???? and now you’re just telling me this here because you apparently think i’m some kind of bigot and want me to react badly” and ronan’s like “WAIT back up wtf do you mean you already knew me and adam were together?” “i’m not an idiot ronan i’ve seen the way you two look at each other. i’ve known that for months”
and then declan keeps talking about how he’s upset ronan assumed he was going to be a homophobe and ronan’s vaguely aware that this is probably an important conversation but also now everything is rearranging itself in his mind because him and adam have been fake dating for A WEEK TOPS and how has he been looking at adam? wait. holy fuck. and then he’s like “uh yeah i’ll talk to you about this later. glad you’re not a homophobe. bye” while declan is still mid sentence and runs off to have his big rom com confession to adam
bullshit central 