are you really best friends if you’ve never dug up your friend’s bones and reburied them at the place with high energy readings so that your friend can be his normal ghost self again
Todd: Oh, come on I mean am I attracted to Viola? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yeah. Does her life matter more than my own? Indubitably. Look, am I the kind of guy who would do anything to keep her safe and murder for her? Sure, of course, but is she my girlfriend? No.
bullshit central 