dis-connectedholland:

best friends –> lovers

1. “what, you’ve never thought about us?”
2. “why is your hand sweating so much?”
3. “stop looking at me like that.”
4. “you deserve better. it doesn’t have to be me, but you deserve better.”
5. “you can’t be that oblivious.”
6. “you were in my dream last night.”
7. “what do they have that i don’t?”
8. “so, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?”
9. “we’re… just friends.” 
10. “friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
11. “just friends? bullshit!”
12. “i wish i could just see you as the friend you see me as.”
13. “i’m sorry.. did i make this weird?”
14. “say it again.”

fake dating

1. “stop squeezing my hand so tight!”
2. “really, a fake date? you’re so cliche.”
3. “no one’s going to believe us…”
4. “mistletoe in july? your family must really like us together.”
5. “they’re coming, hurry up and kiss me!”
6. “i hate dressing up.”
7. “try to remember, we’re not actually dating… we’re undercover.”
8. “if i have to hear another ‘y tu novio?’ at a family function, i’ll lose my mind.”
9. “i just don’t want to go on another blind date.”
10. “please just hold my hand, that person’s basically undressing me with their eyes.”
11. “my mom keeps setting me up, so i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend.”
12. “i almost thought this was a real date.”
13. “we’re best friends… this shouldn’t be that hard, right?”
14. “pretending to be your boyfriend is the easiest thing i’ve ever had to do.”

enemies –> lovers

1. “you wish i wanted you.”
2. “you’re not as bad as i thought you were.” “wish i could say the same about you.”
3. “you’re such a pain in my ass, it actually hurts to fucking love you.”
4. “i’d rather blow a chainsaw.”
5. “i swear to god, if you weren’t so hot, you would have been dead already.”
6. “i will never understand how you get as many lays as you do.”
7. “do you ever get tired of listening to yourself?”
8. “this is why we couldn’t be together… i can’t imagine being around you for more than twenty minutes… if you even last that long.”
9. “i only kissed you because you were talking too much.”
10. “i don’t know… maybe i’ve always loved you.”
11. “i wish i could have just loved you from the beginning.”
12. “i know i’m an asshole, but my life really is better with you in it.”
13. “stop. fucking. touching. me.”
14. “you’re so annoying… just kiss me, already.”