5 – gansey. likes to hold hands. thinks about welsh history during sex. somehow ended up in a thrupple and is confused about it
4 – henry. i don’t know enough about him to make a real educated guess but seems like a chill and middle of the road dude re:sex
3 – ronan. i don’t feel the need to explain this one. he’s a huge sap but also definitely comes in his pants the first time he makes out with adam so that’s how that is
2 – blue. tries to conceal her horniness with romanticism but does a bad job
1 – adam. irrevocably the horniest of the group. popped a boner while hugging his girlfriend. popped a boner because someone kissed him for a second time. lusts after his latin teacher, men in car magazines, his best friend’s older sister, and ALL THREE of his closest friends. will do it anytime anywhere and has no shame or qualms about it
i feel like gansey & noah should be swapped bc noah definitely made out with a girl in his friend’s bed and gansey got smooched once and died instantly
this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’ve been thinking about this all day
“Well, I’d be Fred.”
Blue shoots Gansey a glare. “Why’d you say that?”
Gansey frowns, as if he doesn’t know how to explain. “I don’t know. It just makes sense. And Adam would be Velma, obviously.”
“I wanted to be Velma,” Blue says crossly. “Who am I getting left with? Because, just so you know, Gansey, it’s pretty sexist of you to lump me in as Daphne just because I’m a girl and she’s the only other girl character left.”
“I wasn’t going to say that,” Gansey says unconvincingly.
Adam lifts his head up from the notes he’s been taking. It’s Sunday and they’re at Monmouth because Adam and Gansey are supposed to be working on a project for school. But then Blue had shown up, and in the ensuing jumps between conversation topics, Scooby-Doo was mentioned, which is how Adam now finds himself listening to Blue and Gansey trying to sort them all into the Scooby gang roles.
Adam categorically does not care. He hopes Ronan gets back from Mass soon.
“You absolutely were!”
“Okay, fine, I might have been. But then if you’re not Daphne you’ll have to be…”
“If you say Scrappy-Doo, so help me God, Gansey,” Blue snaps.
He grins good-naturedly. “I wouldn’t dream of it.”
The door swings open, announcing Ronan’s return and Adam audibly sighs in relief. “Oh, thank God.”
Ronan smirks. “Happy to see me, Parrish?”
Adam’s cheeks flush. “Please, just…weigh in on their ridiculous conversation and then maybe me and Gansey can get back to work.”
Ronan sits on the floor next to Adam. “What conversation is that?”
“Scooby-Doo,” Blue says. “We’re trying to decide who would be who out of all of us.”
“Easy,” Ronan says. “What have you got so far?”
“I’m Fred,” Gansey says as Blue rolls her eyes, but before be can continue, Ronan scoffs.
“Wrong already.”
“Alright then, how would you do it?” Blue asks.
Ronan grins like he’s thought about this a lot, and hell, maybe he has. “It’s not a perfect match up, but Sargent, you’re Fred. Gansey’s Daphne.”
Blue laughs delightedly as Gansey offers a slightly pained smile.
“Parrish is obviously Velma.”
“That seems to be the consensus,” Adam drawls.
“And then…I’d have to be Shaggy, and Noah would be Scooby.”
“Yeah, alright, your version wins,” Blue says, clearly pleased to be the ring-leader in this scenario.
“I can get on board with Daphne, actually,” Gansey says. “She has great hair, and she’s actually very resourceful.”
“Yes, okay,” Adam says. “Now that we’ve settled that super important matter, can we get back to this, Gansey?”
Gansey finally concedes and comes closer to help.
“Ooooh, but what about the Scoobies from Buffy?” Blue asks.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE SLANDER I AM SEEING ON BOTH THIS WEBSITE AND AO3 IN REGARDS TO THE HEIGHTS OF THE GANGSEY, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, EVERYONE IN COMPARISON TO RONAN. RONAN IS CANONICALLY THE LARGEST FRIEND. HE SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF LIGHTS, HE FOLDS HIMSELF INTO CARS, THERE IS A LOT OF THAT BOY THERE. YES, VALID, ADAM IS ALSO LARGE AND LONG BUT NOT AS LONG AS RONAN. STOP MAKING HIM OUT TO BE THE TALLEST, HE LOOKS UP AT RONAN OKAY!!!!!!!!! RONAN COULD PICK UP EACH OTHER MEMBER OF THE GROUP AND PERCH THEM ON HIS HIP IF HE WANTED TO. NOAH CZERNY DID NOT DIE FOR YOU TO DISCREDIT EVERY HARD EARNED INCH OF MY MAN OKAY!!!!!!!!!
also…. gansey’s taller than adam, at least by TRC?
(TRC ch. 56) they’re all here at this point and since gansey and ronan are the only ones who ducked… everyone else is shorter.
woah!!!! i was CONVINCED Adam was taller than gansey!!!! thank u for that bud!!
i also wish to add this for everyone’s future reference:
bullshit central 