onegirlinalltheworld: “I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”
spilling-tea: internallyexternallyeternally: a-cxa: an-anxious-gay-mess: fuckmartinaddisonman: Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney “I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar martin: i’m gonna leak your emails and out you to the entire school simon: simon: *exists* john mulaney, offscreen: that tall child looks terrible! “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die.”
bullshit central 