raven cycle au where everything’s the same except all the tarot cards are from the lisa frank deck
“No,” Adam said softly. Persephone echoed, “No?” “No.” He shook his head. “Maybe this is the future. But it’s not the end.” Persephone said, “Are you sure?” … He said, “I am. I’m — I’m pulling another card.”
i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me
bullshit central 