You can taste lies. One day you’re comforting your best friend after a tough breakup and almost vomit at the foul taste the words bring- “After all, you’re only human.”
Tag: idear
trope writing prompts
best friends –> lovers
- “what, you’ve never thought about us?”
- “why is your hand sweating so much?”
- “stop looking at me like that.”
- “you deserve better. it doesn’t have to be me, but you deserve better.”
- “you can’t be that oblivious.”
- “you were in my dream last night.”
- “what do they have that i don’t?”
- “so, we’re just going to ignore the fact that you drunk-dialed me to tell me you love me?”
- “we’re… just friends.”
- “friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
- “just friends? bullshit!”
- “i wish i could just see you as the friend you see me as.”
- “i’m sorry.. did i make this weird?”
- “say it again.”
fake dating
- “stop squeezing my hand so tight!”
- “really, a fake date? you’re so cliche.”
- “no one’s going to believe us…”
- “mistletoe in july? your family must really like us together.”
- “they’re coming, hurry up and kiss me!”
- “i hate dressing up.”
- “try to remember, we’re not actually dating… we’re undercover.”
- “if i have to hear another ‘y tu novio?’ at a family function, i’ll lose my mind.”
- “i just don’t want to go on another blind date.”
- “please just hold my hand, that person’s basically undressing me with their eyes.”
- “my mom keeps setting me up, so i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend.”
- “i almost thought this was a real date.”
- “we’re best friends… this shouldn’t be that hard, right?”
- “pretending to be your boyfriend is the easiest thing i’ve ever had to do.”
enemies –> lovers
- “you wish i wanted you.”
- “you’re not as bad as i thought you were.” “wish i could say the same about you.”
- “you’re such a pain in my ass, it actually hurts to fucking love you.”
- “i’d rather blow a chainsaw.”
- “i swear to god, if you weren’t so hot, you would have been dead already.”
- “i will never understand how you get as many lays as you do.”
- “do you ever get tired of listening to yourself?”
- “this is why we couldn’t be together… i can’t imagine being around you for more than twenty minutes… if you even last that long.”
- “i only kissed you because you were talking too much.”
- “i don’t know… maybe i’ve always loved you.”
- “i wish i could have just loved you from the beginning.”
- “i know i’m an asshole, but my life really is better with you in it.”
- “stop. fucking. touching. me.”
- “you’re so annoying… just kiss me, already.”
Writing Prompts
- “I am not here to kill you! I’m here for bread!”
- “Listen up! I hate all of y’all! That’s it. That’s my announcement.”
- “Sometimes you just gotta dance.”
- “If there was ever a time to start running, now would be it.”
- “Incase you haven’t heard, there is a bounty on your head.”
- “Maybe it’s a pun? Ever thought about that?”
- “Now, how could I forget you?”
- “Have you ever seen a raging Pomeranian? Yeah. Thought so.”
- “Do you think werewolves like ice cream?”
- “If I did die, I only have one regret, and it’s not flipping you off more when I had the chance.”
- “You’re a good friend, I hope you know that.”
- “No offense, but didn’t you just say we weren’t gonna be violent?”
- “Did you bring the blood bags?”
- “Well, let me see here, the only thing I could diagnose you with is idiocy.”
- “I just want to fall in love.”
- “Cake? In this dire time? Yeah, sure, why not? We all die anyway.”
- “Floor it!”
- “Well aren’t you special?”
- “From here on out, you shall call me -.”
- “I never wanted to die, but to be immortal, that sounds awful too. Paying taxes? Forever? Nah.”
- “Living with 7 dogs really opens your eyes to a lot of things.”
- “For the most part, I am, in fact, an idiot. But I fully admit to it, which should count for something.”
- “Did you actually buy that shirt?”
- “Where did you find a potato? Where? Look where we are! There shouldn’t be a potato here!”
- “How come it’s never, ‘let’s explore the ice cream section’? Or ‘let’s try and find the cutest dog’? It’s always something horrible. Why?”
bullshit central 