blairwitchh:

im losing my mind

😨

anyway i know it’s been like 5 years but is anyone else still bitter that Ōkubo robbed us of Maka and Spirit hugging after the battle of the moon

that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

goopy-amethyst:

Steven: The Diamonds are back?! What are we going to do!?

Greg:

So far its the only thing we know can kill a diamond

so i was listening to the raven cycle on audiobook this past summer because you recommended it. and one day some of my friends introduced me to a new friend “ramsey” and i don’t know why i thought this but when i was trying to remember ramsey’s name later i said to my other friend “ramsey… oh, like the raven cycle character, gordon ramsay the third” and it didn’t even hit me until hours later that. gansey’s name is definitely NOT gordon ramsay the third.

pipistrellus:

GSJKDFJLSFD Oh my god,

corgisagainsthumanity:

I think @mulaney would approve

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

boku-no-meme-academia:

keeping a leash on his children

jclaires:

Edward Elric, 4′11 inches of inexplicably rich goth idiot: GOD I’ve got all this money and no boyfriend to waste it on. fuck Hohenheim. fuck Mustang.

Ling Yao, a real life prince, about to get down on the fucking ground and pretend to be starving:

fynpoe:

god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!!

yourroyalpenis:

otterbender:

well this got taken off of youtube and im c r y i n g so im going to upload it here because it took way to long to not be seen by the world hope you like it!!!

korra mv: everybody wants to rule the world by lorde

I want to rewatch Korra every time I see this

@therealflurrin