daskraken – bullshit central

meggory84:

tygermama:

4acesdave:

majorleaguebuttstuff:

airyairyquitecontrary:

newmodelminority:

insideguppysworld:

antinwo:

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws

Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.

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@daskraken

cannon-fannon:

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

hyperlesbiandrifter:

nerdjpg:

This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

cheshireelims:

I need this movie in my life now.

greengableslover:

your hands are cold.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.