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Prepare to regret asking this anon

• They match accidentally and blue throws a fkn fit
• Gansey thinks its cute when they wear the same shade of orange
• “WE ARE NOT THAT COUPLE”
• “well I’m not gna change”
• “neither am I”
• “so then we are that couple”
• Ronan is snickering in the background
• Blue always doodles on gansey like they’ll just be sitting in the pig and blue whips out a pen and starts drawing lil flowers and bees (bc shes a shit) and dogs
• Gansey thinks its adorable (he thinks everything she does is adorable let’s get real)
• Gansey moves his lips while he reads and Blue tries to read his lips and guess what the sentence is
• “the duck quacked’
• “no, the boy snacked”
• “the ass hole”
• “JANE NO THE GLASS ROLL WTF DO U THINK IM READING”
• “GAY SMUT SEEM RIGHT UP YOU’RE ALLEY TBH”
• They have Disney marathons and gansey always points out the historical inaccuracies
•  “pre-islamic Saudi arabia was a conservative society why is jasmine’s midriff showing?”
• “gansey there are talking animals and genies, relax”
• Theyre hella competitive but it’s rly dumb stuff like
• Who can fit more grapes in their mouth (blue)
• Who can piss off ronan faster (gansey, he has more practice)
• Who can wear the most clothes at one time (blue)
• Blue’s socks never match and most of their fights are abt this
• “you look disheveled”
• “your mom looks disheveled”
• “Honestly Blue, you’re so immature”
• “your mom’s so immature”
• Blue always imitates gansey in the most ridiculous ways like one time she put apple juice in a wine glass and drank it trying to look superior
• “blue wat r u doin”-ronan probs
• “Contemplating”
• Im sorry I have a lot to say abt bluesey
• Send me a character or ship nd ill make headcanons