Ok there are a lot of things that I love about All Might, but one of them is the fact that when you remove him from the context of hero work, he’s just. So bad at doing things. Like, yeah, he’s the world’s best hero, and damn earned that title, but as a teacher? A civilian??? He just has no fuckin idea what to do. He’s good at his job and his job is Not That, please be nice to him
Midoriya Izuku came in first place at the first round of the sports festival WITHOUT EVEN USING HIS QUIRK!!! LIKE IIDA HAS A FUCKING SPEED QUIRK. Iida’s thing is literally that can run very fast but Midoriya Izuku not only beat Iida but also hundreds of other students without even using his quirk?!?!?!?
Like who allowed this kid to be around mere mortals when he’s clearly an enlightened being with superior energy??? that’s why he was born quirkless tbh, cause the gods were like nah he’s too powerful but then All Might fucked it up and now the gods are quaking cause Midoriya’s coming for their necks.
but then as if that’s not enough-this kid, THIS KID DECIDES-you know what, i’m content if i DIE at a HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TOURNAMENT-time to permanently disfigure myself YOLO and proceeds to just break every finger?!?!?! BUT NOOOO HE’S NOT DONE-HE DOESN’T JUST BREAK THEM ONCE-HE BREAKS THEM TWICE!!!
And mind you this is out of a desire to win a fuck fuck high school athletic competition (i can’t stress to y’all enough how not deep that was, why was the most low stakes arc the most stressful one). he breaks his bones just so he can help some kid he had ONE conversation with in a shady dark alley. Like he doesn’t know this kid!!! Literally who the fuck is Todoroki Shouto at this point besides one sad backstory but Midoriya-a God amongst mortals-is like nah he looked sad, lemme cheer him up by disfiguring myself 🙂
Are we even surprised that he got no offers??? Like bitch if I was a pro-I’d be like nah that kid is a walking disaster. He’s clearly a god hiding in a human body that can’t contain his energy. Not about to piss off a god by accident.
So in conclusion, Midoriya Izuku is hard af behind the cheery smile and could kill us all with his pinky finger without even using OFA if he wanted to
I’m still waiting for an explanation as to why Bakugou Katsuki wears that weird toilet seat thingy on his shoulders.
I KNOW I KNOW! So, what Bakugou wears is something called a cowboy collar. Back when football was somewhat more violent, whiplash was a thing that one could get from sudden tackles.
A cowboy collar supports the back of the neck, and prevents it from snapping back too far. Given that much of Bakugou’s fighting style involves him literally launching himself at his opponents, it would make sense for him to protect his neck from injury. The design of it does look somewhat dumb because of the sharp edges, but that’s what I’m 98% sure it’s supposed to be.
bullshit central 