my mother (in her infinite wisdom) has just said “Gansey will be the kind of father who has pregnancy symptoms even though he’s not the one who’s pregnant” and honestly?? nothing has ever been truer
Gansey thinks its cute when they wear the same shade of orange
“WE ARE NOT THAT COUPLE”
“well I’m not gna change”
“neither am I”
“so then we are that couple”
Ronan is snickering in the background
Blue always doodles on gansey like they’ll just be sitting in the pig and blue whips out a pen and starts drawing lil flowers and bees (bc shes a shit) and dogs
Gansey thinks its adorable (he thinks everything she does is adorable let’s get real)
Gansey moves his lips while he reads and Blue tries to read his lips and guess what the sentence is
“the duck quacked’
“no, the boy snacked”
“the ass hole”
“JANE NO THE GLASS ROLL WTF DO U THINK IM READING”
“GAY SMUT SEEM RIGHT UP YOU’RE ALLEY TBH”
They have Disney marathons and gansey always points out the historical inaccuracies
“pre-islamic Saudi arabia was a conservative society why is jasmine’s midriff showing?”
“gansey there are talking animals and genies, relax”
Theyre hella competitive but it’s rly dumb stuff like
Who can fit more grapes in their mouth (blue)
Who can piss off ronan faster (gansey, he has more practice)
Who can wear the most clothes at one time (blue)
Blue’s socks never match and most of their fights are abt this
“you look disheveled”
“your mom looks disheveled”
“Honestly Blue, you’re so immature”
“your mom’s so immature”
Blue always imitates gansey in the most ridiculous ways like one time she put apple juice in a wine glass and drank it trying to look superior
“blue wat r u doin”-ronan probs
“Contemplating”
Im sorry I have a lot to say abt bluesey
Send me a character or ship nd ill make headcanons
My piece for the @blueseyzine this one was the most difficult for me to make at the time and one of my most fave zine pieces i did last year! Thank you so much to my friend Moira for organizing this zine and to everyone who has purchase it!💙💙
Pairing: Blue x Gansey Summary: Gansey can’t sleep. Neither can Blue. Somehow, hugs are the solution. (When is this set? I have no idea.)
so i wrote something resembling fluff for the first time in forever wrow
The insomnia never quite leaves.
Blue wakes up in the middle of the night to a rapidly cooling bed. The sheets on his side of the bed are rumpled, thrown aside hastily. She sighs, then stands up, stretching like a cat, and heads downstairs.
bullshit central 