aspartamedad – Page 3 – bullshit central

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

theglowpt2:

me: i promise not to go out into the woods of rural maryland and lose the map and end up at the blair witch’s house

me after two drinks:

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nonzs3Bi3i1t9tv99o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://snorlaxlovesme.tumblr.com/post/174501450903/audio_player_iframe/snorlaxlovesme/tumblr_nonzs3Bi3i1t9tv99?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nonzs3Bi3i1t9tv99o1.mp3

radrush:

aspartamedad replied to your post:

me, every time i add six unnecessary commas in a…

Can I make a suddenly joke if I also tell you I love your writing?

listen here buddy…..everything in my life happens suddenly. everything that happens on this goddamn bitch of an earth is a surprise to this idiot

arandomthot:

Those are the rules now

wizzard890:

charilework:

best of it’s always sunny in philadelphia but all the clips are under 10 seconds

the unhinged chaotic energy emanating from this video is astounding

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thorsbian:

thorsbian:

Honestly i know michael bay is a sentient toilet but the original transformers has so many underrated, funny scenes

Cinematic Masterpiece