bullshit central

sharkbutte:

maskedkitsune:

Reminder:

Tracey is gone

Misty is gone

May is gone

Max is gone

Dawn is gone

Brock is gone

Cilan is gone

Iris is gone

Serena is gone

Clemont is gone

Bonnie is gone

But this Mr. Mime from an otherwise irrelevant Kanto filler episode is still in the show and is the reason Ash is even in Alola

thats his dad you bitch

atheist-xmas:

thekingandqueenofcheese:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

lithping:

name us and the contract will be sealed

krawps:

mamoru:

thedoomcard11:

mamoru:

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

Teach us, o wise one

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.

djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

severeni:

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

THIS GUMBALL SHIT HAS NO DEAL BEING SO REAL????