onscreenkisses:

“For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can’t get out of your head. So that when your lips finally touch, you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can’t cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don’t want to. Because when you find that right person, a first kiss, is everything.”

Alex Karev (Grey’s Anatomy)

psy-faerie:

psy-faerie:

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.

toadistic:

You ever notice how when people compliment developmentally disabled people, they always talk about how we’re Sweet Souls With Big Hearts, like it’s the only thing we’re capable of? Of course it’s important to be kind, but we can do other things too, you know. We’re people.

They really like to skirt around talking about what our minds are capable of. It’s that old attitude I’ve seen so often. A disabled mind is fragile or broken or sick in their view, and it makes abled people uncomfortable. Don’t worry, the disability isn’t going to rub off on you.

Our accomplishments are varied. Some of us are artists, or musicians, or caretakers. Some of us have PhDs. Some of us will always struggle in school. Some of us don’t go to school. Some of us are real dickheads, and some of us are awesome. Some of us are pretty damn sexy. We’re as diverse as abled people.

When you talk about us, don’t paint us all in broad strokes as saccharine, innocent children. Talk about us with respect.


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gorillaz-for-reallaz:

pepsicanfandoms:

rainsleepy:

paper-mario-wiki:

@pepsicanfandoms this slaps you should listen to it

Why is this good

WHAT

bogleech:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

“nooooo dont listen to OP dont fuck around with a ouija board youll opEn PasSageWAys nAwt MeAnT fOr hUmaN ComPreHEnsiOn~”

Caaaalm down there, Lovecrafts. A weejy board doesn’t even work right with all participants blindfolded. The plastic thingamadoodle is only moved around by your own hands no matter how much it feels like it isn’t.

Why?

Because that’s how the human brain works and keeps you alive. It is absolutely full of protocols to move your body without your conscious input. This is the reason you don’t just fall over as soon as you stop thinking about standing upright.

If ouija boards had supernatural powers then the hasbro factory would just be pouring goat blood out the windows 24/7. All the employees heads would be whirling around continuously barfing like a bunch of demon lawn sprinklers. Toys R’ Us would have had to close down decades earlier than it did when the entire board game aisle started eating children’s hands.