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Please use commas I thought I was having a stroke
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just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things
*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*
“is stuart little a real person”
Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
This tickled me.
*capitalist voice* well, we could make sure everyone lives comfortably, but it would make the money sad
men b 25+ with their hips cracking n still texting like “I need a cuddle buddy👀” what you need is life insurance
Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.
bullshit central 