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charactersoverkisses:

crack–attack:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

“Did you know they make odorized garbage bags now?” I say without flinching,  the sclerae of my eyes as black and ashen as my soul

THIS IS MY FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS!!!!

It’s called “We’re getting old” and the way you play it is you have to be the first person to realize when you’ve said something old. Notable examples include:

  • A container store?! Can we go?!
  • If I could change one thing about the world, I’d make every printer color.
  • God, I hope fax machines become obsolete.
  • My chickens are doing okay. Would you like some eggs?
  • I’m just REALLY excited about this calendar!
  • LOOK AT MY PLANNER!!!

Feel free to add to this list if you play, too!!

  • Guys I bought new pens!!
  • You have no clue how organised my filing system is
  • Omg my back hurts so much this is why I shouldn’t take naps on the sofa
  • Guys I made such a healthy lunch today!!
  • I’m just really excited about budgeting okay?!
  • So I was watching a grocery store haul and potatoes are so much cheaper in the UK

reematheroamer:

chasekip:

Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

yeah it’s cool and all but IS THAT REALLY HOW STARYU MOVES

avsensio:

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

DO NOT FUCKING EVEN