local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say
nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed
great, now i can’t shake off the visual of Jesus barreling down through Jerusalem screaming “HERE WE GO, LESBIANS”
Hiccup jogs out of the ring, past the speechless group.
Hiccup appears before Toothless, holding the new prosthetic. Toothless runs off as Hiccup chases him down.
Toothless and Hiccup are zooming over the ocean.
Hiccup recovers to find Toothless still rolling around in the tall grass. Hiccup discovers that it’s a patch of ‘dragon- nip.’ Toothless writhes on his back, tongue wagging, in complete bliss.
The recruits walk home together, surrounding Hiccup and BOMBARDING HIM WITH QUESTIONS.
An angry Deadly Nadder approaches Hiccup. Just as Astrid moves in to strike, Hiccup performs his special rubbing technique, which sends the Nadder down.
Hiccup sits down at a table to eat. The other recruits notice him and move over to his table to talk to him — leaving Astrid alone.
She notices Hiccup walking by in the distance, carrying one of his trademark harnesses. She quickly tries to follow, but he loses her in the woods. She HUFFS, frustrated.
With Toothless tied to a nearby post with a rope. Hiccup rides him in the air — while stationary. Toothless looks like a giant kite tied to a tree stump. This harness seems to work.
Hiccup nods, trying to look casual. Once the coast is clear, he covertly steers Toothless into the Blacksmith’s stall.
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
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Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from
bullshit central 