chocolatefitspo:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

f1rstperson:

If you’re gonna write straight characters you need to have a reason for it, it has to be relevant to the plot :/

you cant just have straight characters for the sake of having straight characters :/

like it’s just bad to try to force straight characters into a story for no reason :/

Adulting Posts

yournewapartment:

Adulting 101: The post that started it all! Discount cards, xmas lights, and general food advice.

Adulting 102: Cacti, electric bills, and some inexpensive cleaning advice.

Adulting 103: Peeing after sex, chalkboard paint, and why you need scented trash bags in your life.

Adulting 104: Electric bill budgets, lint drawers, and why mixed greens are more trouble than they’re worth.

Adulting 105: Paper bills, Yankee Candles, and where to purchase postage stamps.

Adulting 106: Scented tampons, dishwasher pods, and why you should live next to a fire department.

Adulting 107: Command hooks, inexpensive bathroom decor, and why organic cucumbers are overrated. 

Adulting 108: An Adulting post dedicated entirely to apartment hunting!

Adulting 109: Cleaning your shower head, condiments, and why you should never buy Dollar Store paper towels.

Adulting 110: Food hygiene, Airborne, and automatic payment advice.

Sapphic As Fuck Books That You Haven’t Heard Of

inejgayfa:

yeah bitches i’m back and I have some God Dang Thoughts. all of them are about sapphic novels I’ve read this year and have seen nothing about on this platform!! sapphic fiction is getting its day in the sun and y’all have not yet NOTICED and it’s time to fix that

  1. Girl Made of Stars by Ashley Herring Blake [May 2018!!] – this is about a bi girl working to figure out both her brother’s role in a rape of her best friend and her own trauma, especially in how it affected her relationship with her ex, Charlie [who’s nb!] Charlie and Mara are my literal otp of the year and this book is one of the most quality ya books I have ever read. I cried and laughed and connected so much. 
  2. Leah on the Offbeat by Becky Albertalli – this is the only one I haven’t read, but if you wanted Leah to end up with Abby after watching Love, Simon, maybe read the sequel where she actually does
  3. Final Draft by Riley Redgate [May 2018!!] – this book is about being an ambitious and depressed and biracial and pan as hell seventeen year old and it is so funny. what gets me about this one is that the characters are so real – Laila’s inner narrative especially is so incredibly well-done, I feel like I both know her and am her and love her. also, Hannah and Laila sailing was the most important moment of this year so far. a goddamn callout of a book
  4. The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid – the best heterobait of 2017. I spent five extended hours of my life crying over Evelyn and Celia and I plan to spend more. very Literary Historical Fiction that reads like your typical pulpy mystery but is so much better. literally perfect. thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
  5. Black Iris by Elliot Wake – ooooooh my god.  if you’ve ever wanted to read about Murder Gays who Kill Shitty Men this is your book and you should read it [tw for sexual assault and homophobic bullying] ooooooooo hh  m yg od
  6. The Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza by Shaun David Hutchinson – the voice of god references that name game meme from two years ago. I do not kid. seriously, though, this book is so effortlessly weird and cool and quintessentially millennial. i would die for Elena’s flawed bad-at-decision-making sarcastic vulnerable latina bi ass. [oh, and her girlfriend is amazing].
  7. Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore – this is the wildest book ever written, maybe? I love it so much what the fuck
  8. Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore – sometimes a family can be five sisters all in love with the same genderqueer girl. no but seriously, this killed me. i cried for five hours. i cry a lot. this book is a literary masterpiece and belongs in every class on post-colonial writing and queer studies, but it also doesn’t Feel like annoying literary fiction but also you will probably feel really deep after reading it?
  9. Nevernight and Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff – invented enemies-to-lovers. another heterobait. they’re all assassins and the writing is overdramatic to the point of satire [yes, it’s intentional]. kind of hilarious for a book about murder. a walking meme that will make you sad
  10. Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant – it’s like Jaws but with bisexuals and mermaids. i k n o w it sounds really wild but i read this book in like one night and it was so goddamn entertaining but also so deep and yeah i’ll die if a sequel gets released
  11. Bright We Burn by Kiersten White [July 2018!!] – sometimes a family can be a useless gay, his competent lesbian wife, her girlfriend, and his boyfriend. LISTEN UP, BITCHES. this trilogy is now completed [!!!] and it is the most addicting trilogy on the market right now. it’s about becoming at home with yourself and finding religion in love [most of the leads are Muslim] and the power of the forgotten in history and i can’t believe kiersten white killed the bury-your-gays trope, personally. Nazira and Fatima don’t narrate, but they are such an important part of this book and I adore them both. love these four platonically married gays

anyway read my fucking weird gay books you’re welcome