bleedingcoffee42:

actuallylotor:

my favorite kind of fanfics are “canon divergence” because it’s always like handing back a reviewed essay with comments like “I enjoyed the strong beginning but here is where you lost me, I’ve made some notes”

elderberrycoughdrops:

i wish i had eye like a goat and eyelash like cow

ask-cloud-skipper:

catlips001:

catlips001:

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies