shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation
rest assured if youre trying to play the cool guy and make like “jokingly” rude comments on strangers posts for Funney Aloof Joke Points theyre just showing your comment to their friends and being like hey whats this dudes problem lol
i really wanna hammer it home that friendly ribbing doesn’t really come across when you’re not that persons friend and you really just seem like an aggressive weirdo
Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
When you have an art trade or art collab with a friend and your styles are so different it doesn’t make sense to be put together but it’s chill cus ya supportive of each other and love to see each other’s content
bullshit central 