I walk this broken road
on the boulevard of broken roads
Don’t know where it broke
but it’s only me and I broke the road
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we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard
Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker
the true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.
ed: (opens the portal of truth to get tf out of gluttony)
truth: why are you here again you stupid fucking baby
ed, with like 8 broken bones and a mild concussion: bold of you to assume i have any idea of what the fuck im doing ever
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
bullshit central 