Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”
the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”
he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o’reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement
i love how j michael tatum voices like 5 of the same character. like it’s all just one guy hopping dimensions and changing slightly in appearance in accordance to the universe he stumbled upon. the elusive Tatum CharacterTM is really just the same guy, an immortal eldritch horror who pretends he’s just a normal(?) dude in every world he shows up in
bullshit central 