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captainsnoop:

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

sashayed:

FOOL-PROOF MOOD KILLERS: Songs for Your Neighbors Who Won’t Stop Banging (LISTEN)

If you can hear them through the wall, then they can hear you too! Turn this baby all the way up and ruin their night the way they have ruined so many of yours. Assholes.

🍆 The Lonely Goatherd / The Sound of Music
🍆 Party Rock Anthem / The Chipmunks
🍆 What’s New Pussycat? / Tom Jones
🍆 Cotton Eye Joe / Rednex
🍆 There’s No One Quite Like Grandma / St. Winifred’s School Choir
🍆 Priests of Sodom / Cannibal Corpse
🍆 Popozão (A Cappella) / Kevin Federline
🍆 Gary, Indiana / The Music Man
🍆 The Hampster Dance Song
🍆 Stars and Stripes Forever / John Philip Sousa
🍆 What Does The Fox Say? / Kidz Bop
🍆 Achy Breaky Heart / Billy Ray Cyrus
🍆 The Anvil Chorus from “Il Trovatore”
🍆 Macarena (Bayside Boys Remix) / Los Del Rio
🍆 Prologue (Tradition) / Fiddler on the Roof
🍆 William Tell Overture 
🍆 All By Myself / Céline Dion
🍆 It’s a Small World
🍆 I Just Had Sex / Lonely Island

sefandomselfies:

Grigori Wings Ball 2018

#gw ball #sefandomselfies

The GrigoriWings Ball is a Soul Eater selfie event in which we glow up and everyone can gush over how hot we all are. Because we are the hottest fandom. It is known.

When: October 26th through October 31st, 2018 (ish)
Why: coz we hawt
Where: tumblr, which can be reblogged (with permission from you) to sefandomselfies​ for posterity.

How:

  • step one: get in a costume or get snazzy or wear your ratty pj’s, we ain’t judgin
  • step two: find an date, digital or otherwise! find 30 dates! go stag! u do u
  • step three: take enough gratuitous selfies to make a cranky baby boomer start yelling about how the world’s going to hell
  • step four: post on tumblr and tag #gw ball so everyone can see ur badass faces! tag #sefandomselfies if you want to be reblogged!
  • step five: there’s no step five, just bask in your own hotness tbh

You wanna cosplay? Do it. You and your dates wanna have a theme and dress up together? Wreck it. You wanna just put on hello kitty footie pajamas and flip of the camera? Tell me where you got your pajamas, bro.

This event is open to any Soul Eater fan, contributor or not, active or lurker, old or young. Enjoy yourselves! Feel free to spread this announcement around~

(be gay do crimes)