Uncategorized – Page 153 – bullshit central

books-read-in-nooks:

When you walk into a bookstore on payday:

bunney:

oh-dont-decieve-me:

Mayor Prentiss: What’s her name?

Todd: NOOOOOO *may as well punch himself*

vs

Mayor Prentiss: I want you to call me David

Viola: Ok?? Get out of my room, David. *leaning to Maddy* What the fuck is this dude on?

thatpettyblackgirl:

can we dead the idea “no one will love you until you love yourself” when it’s more like if you don’t recognize your own value you’re more likely to endure mistreatment that you don’t deserve.

insufficientlykinglike:

lazer-kitten:

mosellegreen:

dinosaursandzombies:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

the man is terrified haha!

I think we all know why this isn’t taught universally.

I took a self defense course in college and they taught us this, and when I told it to my then-boyfriend, he laughed and said it was too extreme. That should’ve been my first red flag tbh

the fact that she doesn’t say “so he won’t do it” she says “when you’re in court” is terrifying

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

the-ebonymermaid:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

Me: “This was such a long week!”

Coworker: “You realize it’s only Wednesday right?”

Me:

I’ll stop reblogging this on Wednesday when it stops being relevant

i was looking for this, its one of them days

I’m glad you found it. Hang in there, stay warm have a glass

just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

RUN BY

CUNTS

roxys:

roxys:

It literally only took Professor Utonium sugar, spice, and everything nice (plus an accidental dose of chemical X) to preform human transmuation, so I dunno why Ed Elric’s child prodigy ass couldn’t do it.

Now that I think about it they’re not actually human, and the Professor wasn’t trying to bring anyone back. The Powerpuff Girls are homunculi and this is the hill i die on. Chemical X was liquefied philosopher’s stone.