do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”
Why do cat-themed superheroes always have to be women? Why can’t we ever get a Catman? And why do they always have to be agile, perfect thieves obsessed with shiny things? Every cat I’ve ever met is just a lazy lump of pure chaotic energy that cares more about swatting at anything remotely string-shaped than all the most expensive toys in the universe, and who fall off any surface they stupidly jump on because they’re fucking fools who don’t understand their own limits. I want that properly represented.
Once Again, 3AM Pop is 100% right about everything.
reasons maka albarn is best protag: when approached with the “haha you cant fight me because the dwma made a promise” she goes “i dont give a fuck” and proceeds to kick medusas ass all the way to hell
“Hi, I’m looking for a book with adventure, but no graphic violence.”
“I’m interested in a thriller that doesn’t have any rape scenes.”
“I want a gay main character but I don’t want it to be a coming-out story. And no anti-gay violence.”
“Oh, no, murder’s fine, but no animal cruelty.”
All separate reader’s advisory questions that I’ve answered, and successfully. I don’t know why any of these people asked for those specific parameters, and I didn’t ask, because it’s not my fucking business. And it’s no one else’s business, either–up to and including the government.
Librarians don’t make you reveal your trauma in order to justify what you read or write. You may be confusing us with, uh… *checks notes* …fandom.
bullshit central 