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dragonfucker-supreme:

todaysbird:

everything can be magical if you let it be. i remember the first time seeing red-winged blackbirds i was just…enthralled. i watched them for maybe an hour. i thought they made the sweetest noises and were just so pretty. and i found out later on that people consider them nuisances and pests. they’re literally common all over the united states but because they weren’t familiar to me they weren’t a burden or an annoyance but something beautiful. if we don’t let other people tell us how to feel about things, maybe we can just like things for what they are

this is a hotter, deeper take than i ever expected to see from this blog, but you’re so fucking right and i think this is a good ass post and a sentiment everyone should at least think about

things I have seen adult, professional archaeologists do, on the clock

archaeologysucks:

  • Eat a worm.
  • Chant “EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!”
  • Launch water balloons across the site at the portable toilet when someone was using it.
  • Back the work vehicle up against the door of the portable toilet to trap someone inside.
  • “Gently” tap the crew vehicle in front of them with the bumper of their vehicle.
  • Discreetly vomit in the bushes due to hangover.
  • Intentionally run over roadkill while laughing maniacally.
  • “Moon” the work camera.
  • Topless Day
  • Throw a co-worker into the bog of water-screening run-off sludge.
  • Flint-knap right next to a test unit.
  • Chase one another around with a dildo they found (and then bag it as an “artifact” and send it back to the lab).
  • Draw a smiley face on their hardhat in their own blood.
  • Write off a shovel probe because there was a horse standing on the spot that wouldn’t move.
  • Yell out, “I peed on a snake! :D”
  • Have a shovel fight.