“I like the new color of your suit, Kimblee.” remains to be the most savage destruction of any man I have ever seen to this day. Dude was literally bleeding out all over his white overcoat and some 8 year old roasted him. Imagine dying in the middle of nowhere with the president’s 3rd grader memeing on you.
are you really best friends if you’ve never dug up your friend’s bones and reburied them at the place with high energy readings so that your friend can be his normal ghost self again
since twilight is randomly trending i just wanna say that the real reason renesmee tried to kill bella in utero was because she heard her decide to name her fucking renesmee
lmao okay i lost 7 followers for posting that but to everyone else, hello, it’s ya boy, about to lose more of you BUT please hear me out
i need help lmao.
we have to move on super short notice, landlord’s selling the house, and i’m like $600 short for deposit + first and last months’ rent at the cheapest place in town with availability. if everyone who liked that threw me a few bucks we could have this covered.
if you’ve ever loved me please consider hitting that donation link so my wife and i have a place to sleep next week.
bullshit central 