Uncategorized – bullshit central

snorlaxlovesme:

snorlaxlovesme:

when its 2am and you realize you havent taken a shower or made your lunch for work tomorrow

i changed my mind i hate sleeping with wet hair so im waking up early to shower in the morning

Narrator voice: she wasn’t going to wake up early to take a shower in the morning

snorlaxlovesme:

when its 2am and you realize you havent taken a shower or made your lunch for work tomorrow

i changed my mind i hate sleeping with wet hair so im waking up early to shower in the morning

when its 2am and you realize you havent taken a shower or made your lunch for work tomorrow

supreme-sauteer:

snorlaxlovesme:

@hax MAYBE I WILL GET A SWITCH

LET ME DREAM

okay but if you ever do we’re playing smash bros immediately lol

does playing smash with you long-distance count as cyberbullying bc i think it counts

heteroerotic:

yall: tumblr is muting blogs!!! make sure ur posts are uploading or else ur followers might not be able to see ur blog!!!!!!

me, knowing full well that nobody has looked at my actual blog page in the history of mankind: word?