space-pagan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*

Me: leaving the womb was a mistake

In the words of Douglas Adams:

“Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans.”

alternatively, also in the words of Douglas Adams:

“In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

mjalti:

me, at 3 am: babe wake up … I figured out the jonbenet Ramsey murder case

my husband, groggy, the fourth time this week I’ve woken him up at 3 am with that statement exactly: ok let’s go over the facts,

kazzarole:

cantriix:

so a woman in class today hit a fly with a chalkboard eraser and the fly hit the floor and

sir…theres been a murder……

special victims unit

invaderperidot:

babelady:

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

spineblade:

A Terribly Troubled Terrible Terror

fizzy-dog:

Hawks, pro hero and also an idiot.

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

stonedbabyygirl:

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

dangerousyako:

the great thing about izuku midoriya is. he is just vibrating with indescribable energy. at all times he is the way i am after seven cups of coffee. he is always inhabited by the kind of manic drive that most people only glance at during a life-changing nervous breakdown in middle school. the only thing tethering him to this world and preventing him from flinging himself straight into the sun is probably his love for his mom. he is unrestrained by concepts like “pain” or “reality”. this little man has never met a lick of common sense in his life. when all might inevitably dies of old age izuku will physically transport himself and successfully fistfight god for his soul