stillgaystilltrash:

i just ‘came out’ to my 10yo nephew and i was trying to do it with kids terms, as one does with a child

after listening to me thoughtfully and carefully, this kid fucking turns around, looks me straight in the eyes and just says “Aunt Ness, what you’re telling me is that you’re a lesbian”

hotoldersistersofremnant:

Send in a pairing or two, and I’ll tell you if I would ship it.

science-of-noise:

Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

laina:

tanteistefan:

zooophagous:

electoralcollege:

An interesting thing about VeggieTales is that the Bible stories it retells are mostly restricted to the Old Testament, because the creator made a promise to his mother that he would never depict Jesus as a vegetable

I demand to know what Christ’s veggiesona is

There’s a toy set that depicts nativity

Jesus is a carrot

no, you ignorant peon, that is laura the carrot’s baby brother PLAYING jesus in a nativity scene. laura is playing the angel, at the top. if you knew anything about anything at all, you would know that these are characters from the veggie tales tv show depicting the nativity. you can see larry the cucumber, pa grape, and mr. lunt are playing the wise men, you brainless sack of excrement. you absolute buffoon. you know nothing. don’t fucking try me.