this-isnt-your-captain-speaking:

tockthewatchdog:

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

This is honestly the truest damn thing. Three weeks ago I was pipetting sperm into tubes and two weeks ago I was laid off and one day after that I wrecked my car’s power steering and yesterday I was in Seattle and tomorrow I’ll be in Washington DC. And in between I’m writing Venom fanfic because I fucking can and life is too absurd to even comprehend anyway. It’s cool.