fuck the original sins, they’re out. the new seven sins are:
- never putting the cap back on the ketchup bottle
- sending one-word & one-letter texts in response to a heartfelt essay
- skipping dinner and then eating after midnight
- watching anime
- wallowing in your own inadequacy at the slightest mistake
- sending legitimate anon hate
- parkour
I accept this, but what then are the new virtues?
oof okay so I actually spent some time thinking about this. hope u like it
- giving a friend your last spare pad/tampon
- wearing silly hats and dancing in the street cuz you don’t give a fuck
- drawing/writing/otherwise creating self-indulgent shit
- pretending santa is real around kids even if you don’t celebrate christmas
- telling random strangers they have really awesome hair/makeup/tattoos/etc.
- breaking into a musical number whenever bohemian rhapsody comes on the radio
- self-care