farmersonlydotnet:

Drew PokemonHoenn is smooth-passing. I respectfully have to disagree with any fic that actually have him as slick. Do you not remember this motherfucker? “This rose was for Beautifly”? This grasshead does that yawn trick to put his hand around May’s shoulder and he chickens out. He’s too afraid to ask her out, so he schedules a “group hang”, but none of his other friends can come, so he has to get Max in there. He doesn’t know how to talk to her, so he leaves a note that says “get out of my contests”. He gives her the biggest and coolest valentine from his Disney themed valentines and hopes that it’s clear he likes her.

he’s a fucking loser