my favorite kind of tumblr.com beef to encounter as a third party is the kind where one or both combatants has gotten themselves so entrenched in like, one-upping each other’s super niche micropolitical positions that they forget what most people outside of tumblr actually consider unacceptable and/or embarrassing. so you’ll see posts that are like “LMAO i just found out that the person i had kin drama with 4 years ago still thinks that reclaiming ‘robot’ as an aromantic slur is ableist, in 2018″ and be like dude, actually, the most embarrassing part of that statement is not the part that you think it is