5 – gansey. likes to hold hands. thinks about welsh history during sex. somehow ended up in a thrupple and is confused about it
4 – henry. i don’t know enough about him to make a real educated guess but seems like a chill and middle of the road dude re:sex
3 – ronan. i don’t feel the need to explain this one. he’s a huge sap but also definitely comes in his pants the first time he makes out with adam so that’s how that is
2 – blue. tries to conceal her horniness with romanticism but does a bad job
1 – adam. irrevocably the horniest of the group. popped a boner while hugging his girlfriend. popped a boner because someone kissed him for a second time. lusts after his latin teacher, men in car magazines, his best friend’s older sister, and ALL THREE of his closest friends. will do it anytime anywhere and has no shame or qualms about it
i feel like gansey & noah should be swapped bc noah definitely made out with a girl in his friend’s bed and gansey got smooched once and died instantly
bullshit central 