“gansey compares blue to a prostitute”
“we find a talking forest”
“our latin teacher tries to kill us”
“we dig our friend’s body from his grave”
“blue’s mom goes on a date with a hit man”
“blue makes out with a ghost”
“ronan’s dreams try to kill us”
“adam almost turns into a tree”
“our latin teacher tries to kill us – again”
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imagine if the raven cycle chapter titles were like rick riordan’s
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