a typical day @ devils nest
greed: the names GREED
delivery person: ok mr greed sign here please
greed: pretty freaky tattoo right? weird name too!
delivery person: mmhm i guess. just a signature please
greed: im gonna let you in on a little secret….im a HOMUNCULUS. yknow what that means? im an artificial human!
delivery person: very neat! very very neat anyway so one signature right there on the dotted l
greed: oh so you dont believe me? you think its impossible for a being like me to exist? you think that? think it’s CRAZY?
delivery person, who is a normal gddamn guy & has had a long day & just wants to get home to his fucking kids: sir i really just need the
greed: roa this fool doesnt believe me get the hammer
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