pac2005:

theweegeemeister:

I once had a really scary nightmare I was being stalked and in it my dad came out to confront the thug, but my dads getting pretty old so he was being beaten up by this guy

And in a panicked haze my mind must’ve just been like ‘quick who’s someone you trust but is also super strong’

So then Wario just appears from behind a bush and beats the crap out of this guy.

And I think the best bit is stuff in dreams never seems weird so I was just watching it like ‘oh cool Wario saved my father, he’s such a good friend to the family’

where’s waluigi fit into all this