internallyexternallyeternally:
Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney
“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar
martin: i’m gonna leak your emails and out you to the entire school
simon:
simon: *exists*
john mulaney, offscreen: that tall child looks terrible!
“I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die.”
