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Writing Prompts

1. “I am not here to kill you! I’m here for bread!”
2. “Listen up! I hate all of y’all! That’s it. That’s my announcement.”
3. “Sometimes you just gotta dance.”
4. “If there was ever a time to start running, now would be it.”
5. “Incase you haven’t heard, there is a bounty on your head.”
6. “Maybe it’s a pun? Ever thought about that?”
7. “Now, how could I forget you?”
8. “Have you ever seen a raging Pomeranian? Yeah. Thought so.”
9. “Do you think werewolves like ice cream?”
10. “If I did die, I only have one regret, and it’s not flipping you off more when I had the chance.”
11. “You’re a good friend, I hope you know that.”
12. “No offense, but didn’t you just say we weren’t gonna be violent?”
13. “Did you bring the blood bags?”
14. “Well, let me see here, the only thing I could diagnose you with is idiocy.”
15. “I just want to fall in love.”
16. “Cake? In this dire time? Yeah, sure, why not? We all die anyway.”
17. “Floor it!”
18. “Well aren’t you special?”
19. “From here on out, you shall call me -.”
20. “I never wanted to die, but to be immortal, that sounds awful too. Paying taxes? Forever? Nah.”
21. “Living with 7 dogs really opens your eyes to a lot of things.”
22. “For the most part, I am, in fact, an idiot. But I fully admit to it, which should count for something.”
23. “Did you actually buy that shirt?”
24. “Where did you find a potato? Where? Look where we are! There shouldn’t be a potato here!”
25. “How come it’s never, ‘let’s explore the ice cream section’? Or ‘let’s try and find the cutest dog’? It’s always something horrible. Why?”